One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
2 more hours then I can sleep in my bed mmmmn hrs pls move faster I’m hungry and sleepy
Thug Life - For some cats, it’s all about the benjamins…
Tattoo done by Sasha Unisex.
Ernest Hemingway (via genies)
Eckhart Tolle (via thecalminside)
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.